i'm stickin to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan (sung to "The Union Maid")

one and a half feet deep

smells very very sweet

though sewage seeped

in Sandy's feat

it's nothing we can't beat

the house wasn't swept away

the lights and heater stayed

though new york sucked

we weren't fucked

as armageddon played

no, you can't scare me

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

no you can't scare me

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

until the day i die

when daylight comes we'll know

the heroes and bozos

though fools may blame

their silly game

there's just one way to go

the Han River beckons me

as far as I can see

we'll stay right here

and feel no fear

let experts clean debris

no, you can't scare me

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

no you can't scare me

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

i'm sticking to the Taiwan

until the day i die